Rumor has it Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, hobosexual extraordinaire, is once again single, and no doubt ready to mingle with the next woman’s wallet. How’s that storage unit? (not the one you broke into, silly – the one it has been said you’re sleeping in.)
We also discovered Carmine ripped off a woman to the tune of $400, but when she went wild on social media and even tagged his mother in addition to going to the police, he his then-girlfriend, or maybe mommy dearest, coughed up the owed balance to shut her up.
That was smart, Carmine – possibly the smartest thing we’ve ever observe you do; but alas, we’re probably overly optimistic if we think the trend will continue. We’d love to be proven wrong, but we won’t hold our breath – grifters gotta grift, after all.
(Many thanks to the anonymous person who shared these with me. Family, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and members of the community should know how Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti truly feels about Black people. Now, thanks to an anonymous tipster coming forward, and this blog, anyone is a click away from hearing Carmine’s true sentiments towards the Black community.)
TRIGGER WARNING: the following videos contain multiple racial slurs and disgusting commentary about Black people. The opinions shared by Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti are not shared by the author of this blog.
Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti yells racial slurs and hate about Black people (direct link to video – right-click/long-press to save)
Transcription of audio from first video:
Dirty black son of a bitches! Them fucking ni**ers! I fucking hate ’em! They fucking sorry excuses for a fuckin’ life! I wish they’d all fucking die!
Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti yells racial slurs and hate about Black people (direct link to video – right-click/long-press to save)
Transcription of audio from second video:
Put ’em on a boat! Don’t even take them back to Africa! Blow the boat the fuck up! Them fuckin’ dirty monkeys! Ooh!
Kudos to anon for coming forward with these videos, as they are even more evidence as to what kind of person Carmine is.
Every couple of weeks I get surprised with these delightful rambling emails from Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, prominent hobosexual of South Philly. In each one he promises to stop contacting me and/or alleges his lolwyers tell him he shouldn’t be contacting me – perhaps one of these days he’ll actually do something more productive with his life so that he doesn’t find himself thinking about me at 2 o’clock in the morning and acting on the impulse to fire off a substance-fueled run-on paragraph of nonsense. You’d think he’d be spending quality time with his hand woman and/or substances of the moment, but no, at 1:47am it’s me he’s thinking about (and the post I wrote13 days ago).
Don’t do drugs, kids. (Don’t abuse animals or people, either, because those choices will come back to haunt you. Exhibit A: Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti’s life.)
We can’t help but wonder if Carmine’s sudden re-brand using his mother’s last name has anything to do with the fact that his attempts to silence us have failed, because for once he has run into people who know their rights and laws and limitations as they relate to freedom of speech; so this might be his way of trying to “hide” online.
No worries, Carmine – we’ll make sure the internet trail to you never wanders away. We’ll be sure to tack on Fioravanti to all mentions of your name. Example: Carmine Salvatore Yusko Fioravanti, full-time hobosexual and part-time animal abuser, residing in various trap houses and apartments belonging to other people in and around South Philly (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania).
As a totally unrelated aside, take a peek at Carmine’s impressive graphic design skills. He couldn’t even figure out how to crop his Facebook cover photo properly – if you click on it to enlarge it, you’ll see not just the photo, but the photo as it was open on his phone in an app when he took a screenshot of it, which he then promptly uploaded to Facebook. I would expect that kind of atrocity from a boomer or an eight year old, not a successful 26-year-old adult who’s busy adulting abusing animals, committing crimes, bouncing checks and out on bar tabs, scrounging for money and substances; and crashing with random women (sometimes minors, sometimes women who are more than old enough to know better but fall victim to feeling like a desired cougar) who clearly don’t have concerns about venereal diseases, their pets being choked or starved, getting caught with illicit substances, or having all of their money, belongings, and storage unit items stolen from them.
Carmine Salvatore Yusko, south Philly’s fav hobosexual that makes check-cashing places lock up their drawers and women going through mid-life crises drop theirs, is dragging out the judicial process, and we’re curious to see how it plays out. He is facing four charges (originally five; but the fifth, Conspiracy, unfortunately did not stick due to insufficient evidence) for breaking into a storage unit and stealing thousands of dollars worth of tools from it in March of 2025:
Burglary
Theft by Unlawful Taking (Movable Property)
Receiving Stolen Property
Criminal Trespass – Breaking into Structure
Carmine seems to think dragging things out will somehow make these charges magically go away. As it is, he is applying magical thinking by telling others via social media that “four out of five charges” were “dropped”, when the truth is the opposite: four out of five charges STUCK – they aren’t going away until he deals with them in court. Here is a direct link to the docket he advised us all to re-check. You can also pull up that docket yourself by visiting the Pennsylvania United Judicial System Portal, choosing to search by Participant Name, entering his information (Carmine Yusko), and setting the Case Status to Active. (For shits and giggles, switch the Case Status to Inactive and you’ll see his two traffic tickets from May. PSA: many magisterial courts issue warrants after 30+ days for failure-to-respond (FTR), and those back-to-back tickets were acquired three months ago. A continued lack of response may also result in one’s driver’s license being suspended. What a great job you’re doing being a responsible adult, Carmine. I can see exactly what a woman a decade older sees in you and what you bring to the table (I’m guessing lines, and not much else except perhaps some love-bombing so she’ll open her wallet, legs, and home to you? I get it, I guess – hobos gotta hobo somehow, and since I made sure your shenanigans with my brother, Charisma, and your other victims cost you your rent-to-own rental, you need to crash somewhere. What happened to Daddy’s little shoebox on Pine Street?).
The next hearing is on October 21st, 2025 at 9:00am, and it’s a pretrial bring-back, aka Carmine’s last opportunity to take a plea deal. It remains to see if he’ll take the advice of his betters and do just that, or if he’s determined to see this farce all the way through by insisting on a trial. Personally, I hope for the latter, because when a jury convicts him, the judge will no doubt come down on him harder for wasting everyone’s time over such a clear-cut case where there is no doubt as to his guilt.
I also like this Freudian slip (see highlighted text in the photo below):
“I love that MY whole world revolves around HER.”
As weird as that is for me, a woman who has been with her partner almost as long as this twerp has been alive, I still appreciate the validation and confirmation of knowing I do indeed reside in Carmine’s head, rent-free (but wouldn’t that bother his fleshlight of the moment?). You love that your world revolves around me? I love that, too! Do keep the substance-fueled threats of lolsuits coming my way, Carmine! They’re quite entertaining to read aloud at the end of a long day. When I get a moment and remember to, I’ll put them together in a blog entry so the rest of the internet can also be entertained by them.
P.S. You’ll never admit it to me, to anyone else, or quite possibly to yourself on a conscious level, but I’m sure by now you regret not taking the $100 cash I offered you in exchange for Charisma. You would have had the cash, you still would have been minus one cat to abuse and neglect, and all of ^^^THIS^^^ most likely would not have transpired — and I certainly wouldn’t be devoting time to talking about you online months after the fact. You really should have just taken the money.
Carmine Salvatore Yusko, based in Philadelphia and career hobosexual and predator of animals, vulnerable individuals, and minor and mid-life-crisis women who hate themselves, appears to be confused. Because in his deluded mind his “45 charges” (Freudian slip?) have been “acquitted”, he seems to think that the same applies to the reality the rest of us live in (and that we’ll all believe him). Not to worry – a sane and sober individual is here to set the matter straight. The truth of the matter couldn’t be further from the tales he is spreading to anyone who will do themselves the dishonor of entertaining his drivel.
His bail is $10,000 unsecured, and the next hearing is a pre-trial conference on September 2, 2025. All of these charges stem from him breaking into a storage unit and stealing thousands of dollars worth of tools from it on March 17, 2025.
Feel free to fact-check this yourselves: here’s a direct link to the docket. Or, head over to the Pennsylvania UJS Portal, search by Participant Name, enter his name (“Carmine” for first, “Yusko” for last), then choose “Active” for Case Status. The resulting docket, which was filed on July 31, 2025, is the one I am referencing for this post. As of now it’s the only docket in the system (under Active, anyway…feel free to take a peek under Inactive if you want to see how he handles his responsibilities as they pertain to driving infractions and those resulting warrants), but as anyone who knows Carmine knows, he’s quite the busy bee, so it’s only a matter of time before more charges show up.
Dear Carmine Salvatore Yusko, professional hobosexual and serial animal abuser of Philadelphia,
What is your major malfunction that makes you think you are so much more relevant than you actually are? Except to you, your incubator, your sperm donor, a handful a family members, and the STD-riddled vagina of the moment, the fact of the matter is, you are pathetically irrelevant, with no power, no influence, and no sway over anyone or anything. That’s why you victimize animals, minors, individuals with disabilities and vulnerabilities, and women with low intellect and standards – they are the only ones you can exert any power over.
The other fact of the matter is, I’m busy, and I have a lot more on my plate than you. For the second month in a row I forgot to pay my hosting bill. Oops. You can delude yourself into thinking you suspended my blog, but the truth of the matter is, my forgetfulness resulted in my blog being suspended – I am the reason for the suspension. But as you and the rest of the internet can see, that matter has been swiftly rectified. (And I didn’t have to steal from a disabled man, a homeless man, people booking me for a performance, a storage unit, or a check-cashing place in order to pay the bill!) (Speaking of money, how did it feel to walk into that check-cashing place with a $1K check and walk out empty-handed? How did that unplanned withdrawal go?)
Here’s a question for you: why am I living rent-free in your head? Shouldn’t that space be reserved for the mid-30s woman going through a divorce and a mid-life crisis as well as your pressing legal matters? You should be shooting up/jerking off to her, but instead your thoughts are occupied with me. Please do me a solid and do not desecrate me with the likes of you. We are not the same.
P.S. I’m still waiting for the lolsuit you promised back in June.
Carmine Salvatore Yusko’s mugshot from a recent arrest.
Carmine Salvatore Yusko, of Philadelphia, PA, turned 26 today. He’s even more than old enough to know better than to commit the atrocious acts of abuse and violence towards people and animals who have the misfortune of crossing his path. We can only hope that as he continues to age, decency, compassion, and wisdom will find him – but we have serious doubts, given his conduct thus far.
That said, we’re kind of surprised to learn a 26 year old man, who previously had no problem dating a minor (she was under 18, and rumors suggest she wasn’t the only jailbait he chose to coerce and sleep with), is now dating a woman in her late 30s. Due to choosing to respect this woman (for now, anyway), and assuming she is simply too overwhelmed and/or inexperienced with dating to know better than to ignore multiple red flags and multiple concerns raised by multiple people, including her own family members, we’re not going to name her.
But we will say this: Carmine Salvatore Yusko, professional hobosexual and user and abuser of people, cats, and [allegedly] substances, is most likely now dating a woman at least a decade his senior not for her personality and beauty, but more likely than not for the substantial windfall of money that may be coming her way soon. After all, he chooses women he can manipulate and use – hence why he targets teenage girls. We can only assume he is now “dating” an older woman in her mid/late 30s because she is going through some life changes that makes her a perfect target to someone like him.
Godspeed, woman. If you read this, PLEASE heed the multiple warnings given to you by multiple people, and RUN. Carmine Salvatore Yusko will bring you nothing but aggravation, stress, and heartbreak.
Why only a public defender? Carmine bragged about “permanent lawyers on retainer” – where are they? Will he only bring his mother instead, like he did previously?
Burglary, Conspiracy, Theft by Unlawful Taking, Receiving Stolen Property, and Criminal Trespass – what is this, Pokemon? Gotta catch ’em all?
You really should have taken the money, Carmine. ALL of this started because you wanted to abuse and attempt to kill an ESA cat in order to torment her human, a man with disabilities, whom you had already preyed upon via financial exploitation and extortion, physical assault, and illegal eviction. I have to ask…was it worth it? Was refusing to give me Charisma (even when I begged) and instead choosing to lie and bluster simply because you could worth all of these repercussions? Consequences can be a real bitch, just like me.
Just think for a moment, as you ponder these criminal charges and what they could mean for your freedom, your future, and your record: you could have been minus one unwanted cat and one hundred dollars richer (just think of all the …substances… you could have bought with that money), and you probably wouldn’t have encountered most of the trouble you now have, including the entirety of the internet knowing your name, what you look like, where you’re from, and what you do to vulnerable individuals and animals behind closed doors where no one is watching. Thanks to your decision to refuse my generous offer of $100 cash in exchange for Charisma’s safe return, I have made it my mission to expose the real Carmine Salvatore Yusko of Philadelphia. You want people to see a singer, a talented performer who is just trying to make his way in the world and revive old music; but I want and will continue to make it easy for people to see the abuser: a monstrous but utterly useless and worthless man who preys upon and harms those who he feels are lesser than himself in order to make himself feel better about his own [many] shortcomings, a man who intentionally seeks out younger women, teenage girls, and adults with disabilities because they are easy pickings and easy to manipulate and control. By the way, I’m not the only one on this mission – I’m simply the most outspoken one, and one who has chosen to reveal their identity. But I assure you, this is no solo mission. Just like it isn’t only my brother you’ve wronged, I’m not the only person set on justice and retribution you have to worry about. You have more enemies and frenemies than your arrogance and conceit will let you consciously contemplate.
This is just the start, Carmine. As I warned you in our first conversation when you chose arrogance instead of making the right decision for Charisma – I would not only get the cat, but I would make you rue the day you decided to choose to abuse a cat in order to hurt her human.
And here we are.
P.S. Tomorrow is my brother’s birthday. He’ll be celebrating his special day with Charisma by his side. Thanks for this gift – you’ve really outdone yourself.
Now that Carmine Salvatore Yusko’s girlfriend is no longer a minor (much to his disappointment, we’re sure), we’re naming her. Madison “Maddie” Glick, 18 years old and a legal adult as of February 28, 2025, of Ohio thought nothing of helping her boyfriend Carmine keep Charisma from my brother and from us, even though we relayed our concerns for Charisma’s health to Madison and begged her to do the right thing on behalf of an innocent cat who was caught in the crossfire created by her boyfriend. She refused, and in addition to giving us the runaround, this is what she texted my brother:
As shown in the screenshot, Madison texted my brother demanding information on the whereabouts of another person Carmine wanted to track down (this is another person Carmine committed criminal acts against), and insinuated that if my brother provided that information (which he did not have; and wouldn’t have given even if he did), she would speak with Carmine and ensure the safe return of Charisma.
Madison, now that you’re a legal adult, you should know that you can and will be held legally accountable for your actions. We hope that as you prepare to start college at the Pennsylvania College of Technology, you strive to be a better adult than your boyfriend is. You can start by not enabling anyone to withhold a cat from their owner, and to speak out against animal abuse, even if the perpetrator is your own boyfriend. We also hope you meet a boy closer to your age while you’re in college, so that you’ll be able to experience a relationship where both people are on equal footing. Unless/until you do, you’ll be preyed on and taken advantage of, though unfortunately, if Carmine is good enough at grooming and love-bombing, you won’t realize it and might even defend his predatory actions. (Although truthfully, Maddie, you should know that Carmine has been involved with at least two other women these past few months – we would know because both contacted us to share their experiences and express their concerns after recognizing red flags in his behavior and subsequently googling his name – which led them straight to this blog.)
Be sure to follow Madison and all her cat-abuse-enabling adventures on Instagram at @mellymaddie. In case you need a reminder, her boyfriend is Carmine Salvatore Yusko of Philadelphia (South Philly to be exact), and when he isn’t generating an income via abusing and extorting vulnerable individuals, he performs as a singer, though word has it he has been ripping people off in that industry, too. You can follow Carmine on Instagram at @carmineyusko1.
